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SOMA Caffeinated Stout · Caffeinated Coffee Stout
Dark Arts Espresso is the Dark Arts you know — roasted barley, chocolate malt, that velvet pour — brewed with cold-brew coffee, so the espresso on the nose is real coffee and the caffeine is real too. It is the can for the early start and the late night that used to mean a third espresso. Non-alcoholic, under 0.5% ABV, and the only SOMA that contains caffeine; the amount per can will be printed on the label.

A coffee stout takes the roasted-barley depth of a stout and adds actual coffee, so the espresso on the nose is coffee and not just grain pushed dark. Ours is brewed with cold-brew, which means it also carries caffeine — the only SOMA that does. Everything else is Dark Arts: near-black pour, tan head, velvet body, under 0.5% ABV.
See how we brew itRoasted barley, chocolate malt, Fuggle hops, cold-brew coffee. Fermented with a maltose-negative yeast; alcohol never exceeds 0.5% ABV.
Real malt, real hops, real water, and a real fermentation. Mash, boil, and yeast doing the work, exactly like the beer it is.
Our yeast cannot eat maltose, the main sugar in wort. It ferments the simple sugars, builds the esters and depth, and leaves the alcohol under 0.5% ABV.
Every batch is pasteurized and tested to verify <0.5% ABV, plus microbiological safety and taste consistency.
Serving Size: 500ml (1 can)
Ingredients: Water, barley malt, roasted barley, chocolate malt, cold-brew coffee, hops, yeast, natural flavours. Contains caffeine. Contains gluten. Every batch lab-tested to verify <0.5% ABV.
Brewed with cold-brew coffee, so the caffeine is naturally occurring rather than added. The measured figure per can will be printed on the label. This is the only SOMA that contains caffeine.
These figures are indicative and subject to laboratory testing.
The SOMA Club delivers your stout (or any mix of the five) every month — free delivery, pause anytime, and up to 20% off.
6 cans a month, every month
₹1,075 /month
12 cans a month, every month
₹2,030 /month
24 cans a month, every month
₹3,821 /month
Concierge signup — pick a plan and we set it up over WhatsApp in two minutes.
Yes. SOMA is brewed like any craft beer: water, malted barley, hops, yeast, a real mash, a real boil, a real fermentation. The yeast is the difference. It is a maltose-negative strain that cannot eat the main sugar in wort, so it builds the flavor of a fermented beer and leaves the alcohol under 0.5% ABV. It's beer that went through fermentation, not a malt-flavored soft drink.
With the yeast. A maltose-negative brewer's yeast ferments the simple sugars in the wort but cannot eat maltose, the main one, so it runs out of food before the alcohol ever gets going. Every batch is pasteurized and lab-tested under 0.5% ABV.
Under Indian food standards (FSSAI), yes — SOMA is a non-alcoholic beverage at under 0.5% ABV. For scale, a ripe banana has more alcohol than a can of SOMA. Every batch is lab-tested to verify it.
Everything on sale today is a pre-order. Production starts after December 2026, so nothing ships before then — we email your delivery window before the first batch moves, and you can cancel for a full refund any time before dispatch. Once we are shipping, delivery across Bangalore is a flat ₹29.
Only Dark Arts Espresso, the caffeinated stout — it is brewed with cold-brew coffee, and the caffeine figure per can will be printed on its label. Every other SOMA, the regular Dark Arts included, is caffeine-free.
SOMA is a beer in every sense but the alcohol, and we market it the way beer should be marketed: to adults, full stop.
Something else on your mind? getsoma.store@gmail.com — a human reads every note.
It ships after December 2026. Flat ₹29 delivery in Bangalore. Zero hangover included.
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